I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
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Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
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