I just bought the big bottle of Patron. It looks small. What have I done with my life?
Succeeded.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
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You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
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Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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