I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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