We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
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say what?
wanna hang out?
I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
Randomize
