she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
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