Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
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I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
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So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
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