We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
when are you leaving homes?
it's 7:51. why the fuck are you awake at 7:51
I had a sex dream about Oprah.
go back to sleep
dude. it was a sex dream. about. Oprah.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
Randomize
