You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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