You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
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you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
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I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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