what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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