the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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