she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
I saw a penis in my cereal this morning. do you think my cheerios are like professor trelawney's tea leaves?
one can only hope.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
Randomize
