It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
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