Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
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She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
I learned 3 things lastnight....1. Turkeys are related to the t-rex. 2. Whales have leg bones cause they used to walk. 3. I will sing drunk in the waffle house, but not during karaoke in the bar
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
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I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
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