i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
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