You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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