too bad you live with your parents still
Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
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Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
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HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
It's sad that I'm more proud of my Twitter account then my resume
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
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