Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
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i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
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No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
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