Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
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We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
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i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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