So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
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