I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
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It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
He told everyone he was freezing their keys so they couldn't drive drunk. When I opened the freezer this morning, my keys were at the bottom of an unfrozen ice cream tub of vodka.
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
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Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
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