my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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