is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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