chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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