Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
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