you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
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