sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
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Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
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There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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