I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
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