I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
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