She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
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Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
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What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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