Do vagina's smell?
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
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Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
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It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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