Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
North Korea, Best Korea!
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
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we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
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Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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