just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
Thanks for feeding me more tequila shots to prevent me from trying to fight her last night. Horrible logic? Yes, but you are the best friend ever
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
I love you. Go after that dick
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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