Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
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