try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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