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DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
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