you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
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she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
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I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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