what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
Randomize
