Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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