no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
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