the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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