in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
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