the day after is always just damage control
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
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I can't make this stuff up. Your ex is singing I Will Survive on the karaoke.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
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It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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