if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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