As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
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He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
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Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
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