Its about making memories worth repressing
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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