I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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