I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
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