Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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