thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
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