The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
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