we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
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