His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
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