you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
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He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
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Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
If you think me talking about that hot guy accepting my LinkedIn request is pornographic, I’m not sure how you’re gonna feel when I tell you I fucked a stranger on a park bench last weekend
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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