yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
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